George Bernard Shaw

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.

There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

Suppose the world were only one of God`s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?