George Carlin

George Carlin

Comedian, actor, author
12 May 1937 —

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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

I don`t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.

Most people don`t know what they`re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don`t have as many people who believe it.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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