The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
Most people don`t know what they`re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don`t have as many people who believe it.
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
I don`t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.