Mitchell Lee Hedberg

American comedian
24 February 1968 — 29 March 2005

Follow this author

 TimeFavorites

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I`m gonna put pins into all the locations that I`ve traveled to. But first, I`m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won`t fall down.

Earn money by taking surveys! International offer!

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Accept

We use cookies to personalise ads and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our advertising and analytics partners. By using our site, you accept the use of these cookies. See details