The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Life doesn`t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving.
My brain? That`s my second favorite organ.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.