The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more.
Max Kauffmann
True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.
William Goldman
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
Douglas Adams
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you`d be twice as funny as you are.
Cassandra Clare
Prediction is difficult, especially the future.
Niels Bohr
Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them.
Martin Amis
I wasn`t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
Chico Marx
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
Quitting smoking is easy. I`ve done it a thousand times.
Mark Twain
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.
Henry Ford
I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time either.
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
Augusten Burroughs