Funny Quotes
If you think you`re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.
Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.
School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobodys perfect, so why practice?
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
I`ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she`ll kill me.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.