Funny Quotes


Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they`re good at it.

Jay Leno

Talking about art is like dancing about architecture.

David Bowie


My mom used to say that (...) Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

Amy Sedaris

Easter has been canceled - they found the body.

Jim Butcher

Prediction is very difficult, especially if it`s about the future.

Niels Bohr


When you are going to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.

Roger Zelazny

Common sense is not so common.



The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson


Experience teaches, [...] that there is no such thing as a thought experiment so clearly presented that no philosopher can misinterpret it.

Daniel Dennett

Thinking is hard. Thinking about some problems is so hard it can make your head ache just thinking about thinking about them.

Daniel Dennett


Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.

Leo Rosten

So what's the speed of dark?

Stephen Wright

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

Steven Wright

I don`t believe in astrology; I`m a Sagittarius and we`re skeptical.

Arthur Charles Clarke

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Stephen Wright


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