Funny Quotes
You don`t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around and why his parents always wave back.
I have found men who didn`t know how to kiss. I`ve always found the time to teach them.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail.
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof [is] to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
An apology for the Devil: It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.