You can`t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Jay Leno
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.
William Davis
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Charles Bukowski
I don`t mind making jokes, but I don`t want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it.
Charlie Chaplin
Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.
Norman Cousins
The only cure for vanity is laughter, and the only fault that is laughable is vanity.
Henri Bergson
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Mary Hirsch
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Max Eastman