Marriage Quotes

The only secret to a happy marriage is choosing the right person.

Michelle Pfeiffer

In my house I`m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Woody Allen

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Mignon McLaughlin

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.

Andre Maurois

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband!

Shana Alexander

The only good thing about marriage is becoming a widow.

Isabel Allende

Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she`s a householder.

Thornton Niven Wilder

A bad husband is far worse than no husband.

Margaret Cavendish

Wives are young men`s mistresses; companions for middle age; and old men`s nurses.

Francis Bacon

Love is moral without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.

Ellen Key

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

Samuel Johnson

There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

George Bernard Shaw

Polygamy: An endeavor to get more out of life than there is in it.

Elbert Hubbard

In my fantasy, Pat would die before me. That`s because, when we got married, I promised to love, honor, and take care of her, and if she died first, I would know that I had fulfilled my promise.

Jared Diamond