The reason women don`t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
I have found repeatedly, of late years, that I cannot fish without falling a little in self respect.
The competitor to be feared is one who never bothers about you at all, but goes on making his own business better all the time.
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.
It`s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
The essence of athletics is the pleasure you can get out of it.
Drugs are very much on the scene in professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren`t penalized for being on grass.