Dog - Quotes

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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Alfred North Whitehead

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won`t buy the wag of his tail.

Josh Billings

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn`t make it a leg.

Abraham Lincoln

Some philosophers can`t bear to say simple things, like "Suppose a dog bites a man." They feel obliged instead to say, "Suppose a dog d bites a man m at time t," thereby demonstrating their unshakable commitment to logical rigor, even though they don`t go on to manipulate any formulae involving d, m, and t.

Daniel Dennett

A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda.

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.

Jack London

They catch up with a liar sooner than with a limping dog.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit you would stay out and the dog would go in.

Mark Twain

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Mark Twain

His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.

Joseph Rudyard Kipling

Goddamn mad dog!

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Josh Billings

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

Louis Sabin

Outside of a dog, a book is a man`s best friend. Inside of a dog it`s too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Nora Ephron

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