Santa - Quotes

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Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back?

Home Alone (movie)

Aren`t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

The Simpsons (movie)

Christmas isn`t about presents or Santa Clause or cows, it`s about a feeling. It`s about people. It`s about us forgetting about our problems and reaching out to help other people. Christmas doesn`t have to happen in one certain place, it happens in our hearts.

Full House (movie)

Christmas is a time for giving and a time for love and Santa is the greatest giver of them all.

Knight Rider (movie)

We all ought to understand we`re on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn`t do kids any harm for a few years but it isn`t smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

Andy Rooney

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Dick Gregory

A Santa at Nasa.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

George Carlin

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

Victor Borge

Let`s be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Gary Allan

The three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

Jim Guthrie

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we`ll be seeing six or seven.

William Claude Fields

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