Lewis Carroll

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents [...] and only one for birthday presents, you know.

I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that`s the great puzzle.

If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does now.

It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place.

Everything`s got a moral if only you can find it.