Woody Allen: The Insanity DefenseRandom House Comprising the classic bestsellers Getting Even, Without Feathers, and Side Effects, this definitive collection of comic writings is from a man who needs no Introduction. Really - this book has no Introduction. Comprising the classic bestsellers Getting Even, Without Feathers, and Side Effects, this definitive collection of comic writings is from a man who needs no Introduction. Really - this book has no Introduction. |
[He] hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
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Can we actually know the universe? My God, it`s hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
When we lose twenty pounds [...] we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God`s mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you`ve just made a down payment on a house.