Atheist Quotes
When God gives you a swastika, he opens a window. And then you remember there is no God.
Orange Is the New Black (movie)
The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles?
Being an atheist means you have to realise that when you die, that really is it. You`ve got to make the most of what you`ve got here and spread as much influence as you can. I believe that you only live through the influence that you spread, whether that means having a kid or making music.
I don`t believe in God now... I can still work up an envy for someone who has a faith. I can see how that could be a deeply soothing experience.
I`m probably 20 percent atheist and 80 percent agnostic. I don`t think anyone really knows. You`ll either find out or not when you get there, until then there`s no point thinking about it.
A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn`t exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.
If by some bizarre chance there turns out to be a god (...), I`m willing to bet he`s an atheist too.