Funny Quotes
I lived with this computer for a couple of months, and then I recognized the god. It was Yahweh of the Old Testament: a lot of rules and no mercy!
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
God [...] made men and women smart enough to land on the moon but stupid enough to have to learn there was no such thing as forever.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised God doesn`t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn`t met me yet.