Funny Quotes
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can`t remember the other two.
Normal people [...] believe that if it ain`t broke, don`t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain`t broke, it doesn`t have enough features yet.
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I`m gonna put pins into all the locations that I`ve traveled to. But first, I`m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won`t fall down.
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?