Funny Quotes

I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do - the day after.

Oscar Wilde

Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquility that religion is powerless to bestow.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Robert Orben

A scholar is just a library's way of making another library.

Daniel Dennett

I can doubt everything, except one thing, and that is the very fact that I doubt.

René Descartes

The New Age? It`s just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.

James Randi

A physicist is just an atom's way of looking at itself.

Niels Bohr

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.

John Maynard Keynes

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Stephen Wright

Thinking is hard. Thinking about some problems is so hard it can make your head ache just thinking about thinking about them.

Daniel Dennett

Experience teaches, [...] that there is no such thing as a thought experiment so clearly presented that no philosopher can misinterpret it.

Daniel Dennett

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson

When you are going to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.

Roger Zelazny

Prediction is very difficult, especially if it`s about the future.

Niels Bohr

Talking about art is like dancing about architecture.

David Bowie