Funny Quotes
If you`re playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can`t tell who the sucker is, it`s you.
I`ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are `hello,` `goodbye,` and `I`m pregnant`.
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
To face a big opportunity is sometimes a lot like starring at the knees of a giraffe.
Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.
I am the author of my life. Unfortunately, I am writing in pen and can`t erase my mistakes.
If by some bizarre chance there turns out to be a god (...), I`m willing to bet he`s an atheist too.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn`t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.