Funny Quotes


There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Douglas Adams

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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.

Terry Pratchett


Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.

Stephen Hawking

I am the thought you are now thinking.

Douglas Hofstadter


Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

Douglas Hofstadter

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can`t decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Rita Rudner


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