Funny Quotes
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
We are here on earth to do good for others. What the others are here for, I don`t know.
The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles?
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness.