Funny Quotes
I`ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are `hello,` `goodbye,` and `I`m pregnant`.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it`s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
If you`re playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can`t tell who the sucker is, it`s you.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I`m lazy. But it`s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn`t like walking or carrying things.
You cannot overestimate the stupidity of your audience. Insist on the obvious and glide nimbly over the esssential.
The Internet is the world`s largest library. It`s just that all the books are on the floor.
Even if life has some challenges, it is generally better than the alternative!
It is well known that theoretical physicists cannot handle experimental equipment; it breaks whenever they touch it. Pauli was such a good theoretical physicist that something usually broke in the lab whenever he merely stepped across the threshold.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.