Don't read history - make it!

Just one nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day.


If voting could change things it would be illegal.

Jog and die healthier.

Will the last person to leave the country, please switch off the lights.


For those who think life's a joke, consider the punch line.

Everyone's pink on the inside.

I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time either.

I muddled get my words sometimes up.

Nostradamus was here, next week.


If we wash our hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless we side with the powerful - we don't remain neutral.



Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the stool; it makes them soggy and most difficult to relight.

Come to church today - Avoid the Christmas rush!


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