Quotes about Humor

It`s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

Rick Riordan

I don`t mind making jokes, but I don`t want to look like one.

Marilyn Monroe

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Max Eastman

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Victor Borge

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it.

Charlie Chaplin

If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you`d be twice as funny as you are.

Cassandra Clare

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.

William Davis

Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible.

Lisa Kleypas

You can`t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Jay Leno

You can`t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Stephen King

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Erma Bombeck

You know the old formula, comedy equals tragedy plus time.

Portal

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

Charles Dickens

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity I do not understand it myself any more.

Albert Einstein