Marriage Quotes

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The funny thing about weddings is you end up thinking about yourself.

Eat Pray Love (movie)

A man`s mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

Walter Bagehot

When you`ve been married a long time [...] a kind of telepathy sets in.

Stephen King

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Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.

Jane Austen

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of one.

Helen Rowland

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Marriage is a great institution, but I`m not ready for an institution yet.

Mae West

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Benjamin Franklin

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One was never married, and that`s his hell; another is, and that`s his plague.

Robert Burton

It doesn't matter how much you love each other, that marriage is like an overloaded packhorse and you know it can fall to its knees or even roll over dead if all the wrong things happen at all the wrong times.

Stephen King

In my fantasy, Pat would die before me. That`s because, when we got married, I promised to love, honor, and take care of her, and if she died first, I would know that I had fulfilled my promise.

Jared Diamond

Marriage has no guarantees. If that`s what you`re looking for, go live with a car battery.

Erma Bombeck

Polygamy: An endeavor to get more out of life than there is in it.

Elbert Hubbard

There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

George Bernard Shaw

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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

Samuel Johnson

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A lady`s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

Jane Austen

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