Marriage Quotes


Marriage has no guarantees. If that`s what you`re looking for, go live with a car battery.

Erma Bombeck

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There is one thing worse than an absolutely loveless marriage. A marriage in which there is love, but on one side only; faith, but on one side only; devotion, but on one side only, and in which of the two hearts one is sure to be broken.

Oscar Wilde

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Marriage. The beginning and the end are wonderful. But the middle part is hell.

Enid Bagnold

A lady`s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

Jane Austen

It doesn't matter how much you love each other, that marriage is like an overloaded packhorse and you know it can fall to its knees or even roll over dead if all the wrong things happen at all the wrong times.

Stephen King

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I`m [...] certain that most couples expect to find intimacy in marriage, but somehow it usually eludes them.

James C. Dobson

When you find a man you wish to marry, [...] remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.

Cassandra Clare


In marriage being right is less important than being supportive. Remember: happy wife equals happy life.

How I Met Your Mother (movie)

There is a time for all things - except marriage my dear.

Thomas Chatterton

Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.

Hendrik Hertzberg


The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Henny Youngman

I don`t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Sam Kinison

All marriages are happy. It`s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Raymond Hull

God created sex. Priests created marriage.



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