Marriage Quotes

In my house I`m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Woody Allen

Marriage has no guarantees. If that`s what you`re looking for, go live with a car battery.

Erma Bombeck

There is a time for all things - except marriage my dear.

Thomas Chatterton

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.

Oscar Wilde

There is one thing worse than an absolutely loveless marriage. A marriage in which there is love, but on one side only; faith, but on one side only; devotion, but on one side only, and in which of the two hearts one is sure to be broken.

Oscar Wilde

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

Arthur Schopenhauer

All marriages are happy. It`s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Raymond Hull

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Henny Youngman

When you find a man you wish to marry, [...] remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.

Cassandra Clare

In marriage being right is less important than being supportive. Remember: happy wife equals happy life.

How I Met Your Mother (movie)

I`m [...] certain that most couples expect to find intimacy in marriage, but somehow it usually eludes them.

James C. Dobson

Marriage. The beginning and the end are wonderful. But the middle part is hell.

Enid Bagnold

I don`t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Sam Kinison

A lady`s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

Jane Austen

Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.

Hendrik Hertzberg