Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they`re good at it.
Jay Leno
I have found repeatedly, of late years, that I cannot fish without falling a little in self respect.
Henry David Thoreau
The competitor to be feared is one who never bothers about you at all, but goes on making his own business better all the time.
Henry Ford
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
A. A. Milne
Dictionary is the only place that success comes before work.
Vince Lombardi
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
Casey Stengel
Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.
Muhammad Ali
It`s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
The essence of athletics is the pleasure you can get out of it.
Arthur Lydiard
Drugs are very much on the scene in professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren`t penalized for being on grass.
Bob Hope
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Dave Barry