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Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.

Henri-Frédéric Amiel

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We all have secrets: the ones we keep, and the ones that are kept from us.

The Amazing Spider-Man (movie)

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

Sam Keen

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

Shep Schwab shopped at Scott's Schnapps shop;
One shot of Scott's Schnapps stopped Schwab's watch.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where`s the peck of pickled peppers, that Peter Piper picked?

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You know how women talk about having babies? This one had an easy delivery, this one had it hard? [...] Death is like that, too.

Stephen King

A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda.

A Toyota. Race fast, safe car. A Toyota.

Madam, I`m Adam.

No lemon, no melon.

Too bad I hid a boot.

Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?

As I pee, sir, I see Pisa!

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Joan Crawford

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