First - Quotes
Anything anyone is still trying to explain to you after two minutes is probably important and anything they give up after a mere minute or so is almost certainly something they shouldn't have been bothering you with in the first place.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up, and finally you forget to pull it down.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.