Men - Quotes
Men heap together the mistakes of their lives and create a monster they call destiny.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
Dogs look up to men, cats look down on them, but pigs just treat us as equals.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man`s character, give him power.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.