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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Henny Youngman

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman

It`s a mistake to confuse intelligence with knowledge. Intelligence relates to the way one processes information, not necessarily what she knows or believes. This can lead to an individual making complex justifications to defend her beliefs, even when those beliefs are clearly false.

Armin Navabi

I won`t make a bucket list because I`m so afraid that I`ll die and then people will find my bucket list and be, like, "Oh, she didn`t get to do that."

Emma Stone

Yes, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high.
And I don`t think that I`ll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last `til the end.

James Blunt

In the words of the great rock and roll poet, I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.

Stephen King

Love is a bird, she needs to fly.

Madonna

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.

Rodney Dangerfield

One of the big reliefs for the atheist is not having to worry about what to hope, wish, and pray for. Did I want to pray for my mother`s suffering to end? Did I want to hope for her death? I didn`t have to worry about that. I could hope one day that she`d live longer so I could talk to her, and wish the next day that she would die and not have to suffer her paralysis and physical loss any longer. My wishing and hoping were inert; I could let them run wild. I could use them as pure solace.

Penn Jillette

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

Elbert Hubbard

I didn`t touch her. She was my dream; and if you touch a dream it vanishes, like a soap bubble.

Neil Gaiman

Kids, this Mother`s Day, why don`t you give your mother what she really wants? A break from you!

The Simpsons (movie)

Sometimes you know you`ve got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn`t so messed up, it wouldn`t be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you would be a good sign, but in the real world, it isn`t.

Nick Hornby

I met an old lady once, almost a hundred years old, and she told me, "There are only two questions that human beings have ever fought over, all through history. How much do you love me? And Who`s in charge?"

Elizabeth Gilbert

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