Holidays

The most popular holiday quotes:

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Dick Gregory

Christmas: it`s not the giving, it`s not the getting, it`s the loving.

A Garfield Christmas Special (movie)

What do turkeys eat on Christmas? Nothing, because they`re already stuffed.

NCIS (movie)

Kids, this Mother`s Day, why don`t you give your mother what she really wants? A break from you!

The Simpsons (movie)

You being here is the best gift I could ask for Christmas.

Friends (movie)

You know you`re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

It`s almost here
And we can`t wait
So ring the bells and celebrate
`Cause when the full moon starts to climb
We`ll all sing out
It`s Christmastime.

The Nightmare Before Christmas (movie)

There's not doubt about it, Christmas is my favorite holiday. The air's crisp, homes are brightly decorated, and everybody's walking around with big smiles on their faces.

A Garfield Christmas Special (movie)

I don`t get birthdays; the party, the song. Celebrating another year just being alive feels... forced.

Dexter (movie)

If TV has taught me anything, it`s that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas.

The Simpsons (movie)

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