Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller

American comedian
17 July 1917 —

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The reason women don`t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

We spend the first twelve months of our children`s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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