Funny Quotes
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
I don`t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
Going to church doesn`t make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
The secret of realizing the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment of existence is: to live dangerously! Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius!
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.