Quotes about Humor
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren`t in a very good mood.
Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity I do not understand it myself any more.
He`s not perfect. You aren`t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can.
It would be terribly boring to be earnest.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you`d be twice as funny as you are.
Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible.
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
You can`t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.